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Yada Matara! Shibata! Imouto!
I'm Shibeta Yada!
We're back in Ukazaki, but when we were in Tokyo,
didn't you get to meet a lot of famous people?
- A little bit. - A little bit.
I don't think we did anything weird,
but we didn't feel like it would be bad if we were found out
when we were with people like this person.
We weren't even a little wary of them.
They have a lot of fame over there.
We grew up in a rural area like Ukazaki,
so we don't have that kind of feeling yet.
But for everyone who's going to be active in the future,
I think it's about time we learn
not to get caught or show our faces.
When we were in Tokyo,
we thought about what we should do,
and decided to try and be on the catcher's side.
Like in "Friday" or "Gekisha,"
there are celebrities who get caught
in bad news like "paparazzi."
So this time, we're going to try and be on the catcher's side
and think about what kind of scenes are easy to make into news.
So in order to think about that,
I asked you guys to scoop yourselves up like normal.
- Yes. - Yes.
It's hard to scoop yourself up like that, isn't it?
- Well, it's "yarase friday" after all. - That's right.
The articles we're going to publish now are all lies,
but we hope you guys will learn from those lies and be careful from now on.
- So we're trying not to show ourselves like this, right? - That's right.
Yarase Friday
- Should I say it first? - Should I say it first?
- Yeah.
- I'll say it first. - Okay.
- So "Yarase Friday" that I've made... - Yeah.
Is this!
Idiot...
Only Scoop!
Sales from a Girl Who Trusted Him.
46 billion views worldwide.
Toukai Mayu Umemaru.
Loveho.
Hearthoachplay.
- "Loveho." - And there's a bunch of articles and articles.
- So this is from the Kanto area, right? - Ah, from Kyoshi.
No, it's not from Kyoshi.
- It's from when I opened the first page. - Ah, I see.
- So it's from there. - Yeah.
Sales from a Girl Who Trusted Him.
- It's a picture from a few years ago. - Ah, I see.
- He's been betrayed.
- It's a pattern of betrayal. - Yeah.
- It's not a common article. - There was one.
- He was like this with a woman. - What are you talking about?
- You can't say that! - Stop it!
- Stop it!
- Why did you fall asleep while playing?
- It's been 30 minutes since I started playing.
- There's a sentence in the middle of it.
- When I read the last paragraph...
- It was a movie announcement. - Huh?!
- I thought I'd put in a little joke. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But I didn't. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's too early to regret it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's a joke, right? - I see.
- This is a big scoop. - Yeah.
- Why did you take this picture?
- Well, I was already sleeping.
- Oh, you were really sleeping?
- I was really sleeping and... - Really?
- I was taken a picture. - Is it possible for you to sleep like this in bed?
- Where can she sleep?
- Because, you know, recently...
- You know, Yume Maru was famous.
- If she took this picture and posted it on Google,
- It's really possible. It's not a lie.
- Well, it's not happening.
- If you do it regularly, it's really possible.
- By posting this picture,
- This picture has no value in a weekly basis. - Yeah, you're right.
- I see. - On the contrary, it's like a game.
- What's wrong with this picture?
- Right?
- Isn't it bad for you? - Well, you know,
- For celebrities like this picture,
- It doesn't matter.
- But for people like you, it's a scoop.
- There were a lot of reference materials there.
- I don't know if you bought it or not, but...
- In the park, they were talking like this.
- I thought, "What is this?"
- In the park, you know, with actresses,
- You know, like stage greetings or other events.
- There, you know,
- There were a lot of "c"s and "o"s.
- No, if you take a picture in the park,
- It doesn't matter if you're an actor or not.
- What should we do?
- Well, let me solve it twice.
- It's really a scoop.
- Yeah, okay.
- What's wrong?
- There's a bad article.
- What?
- Huh?
- What?
KibaSenNana...
What!?
The latest YouTuber KibaSenNana,
From Asakusa to Shibuya and Karabosan,
From Farao to Fukagu,
Youtube is amazing,
Who will be satisfied?
Who will not be satisfied?
No,no,no,no,no,no!
What is this!?
What is this mood?!
What are you doing?
What is this?
This is crazy!
What is this?
People's most expected ones are
closest to perfection...
I'm not interested anymore.
This is too much.
We were talking about 7 people and Don Chan.
If Unumi-san finds out about this, it will be bad.
She already found out.
What should we do? Apologize?
We should apologize.
It's 10 days before, so be careful.
I'm sorry.
What is this?
Seriously, what is this?
What is this?
It looks like a dry room,
but it doesn't look like it in the picture.
It looks like a dry room.
What do you think of this?
It looks good.
I see.
Who is this for?
For normal people.
Putting this in like this...
It looks good.
Put your shoulders in!
Put your belly in!
The second person is walking like this.
His right hand is like this.
Everyone, pretend you are walking.
Use your iPhone as much as you can.
Like this.
It looks like a dry room.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Where did you get this?
I don't know.
Do people in magazines put this in?
I think so.
People tend to put it in after this.
I see.
This YouTuber's T-shirt looks like a magazine.
I see.
It looks good.
I think it will look good in pictures.
I'm the one who bought those three materials, but when I first bought "Friday Weekly Text", I thought it was difficult and went to a little lower-class magazine.
After all, there are a lot of magazines that do this to cover up the ground, and this is the one that I ran away to.
What?
Fiannisci is also smoking, isn't he?
How did you know that?
I'm sorry.
I want to cover my face with a dark delta point.
There is such a thing.
I studied this sentence a lot.
"kun" is katakana and "ben" is Japanese.
It's like that.
This is for the time being.
For example, a woman.
It's like that.
female.
Fiance is a woman.
It's like that.
It feels great.
I've seen it.
This is common in insecticides that are commonplace.
I'm thankful for the customary insecticide.
The promise of the promise.
I'm just curious about this, and I'm just watching it.
You have to listen to the end.
The person writing this also
We didn't make it seriously.
Yeah.
We're trying to make you laugh, but we're exaggerating.
That's it.
I don't know what you're clapping for.
[Next episode]
I've heard about "Yarase Friday" before.
I have a dream, you might know about it.
About Donald Trump, right?
You're all so excited about it.
What kind of dream is it?
It's...
"I want to be kicked out of "Weekly Shizuoka"."
We've been talking about it.
We've been saying that we're playing with girls.
But you've never been out at night.
I'm not interested in it.
We don't want you to think we're just talking about it.
I don't want you to think we're just talking about it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I've been doing it, but I don't have it.
I'll sell it myself.
Here you go.
I'm not interested in it.
This is no good!
See! This is no good!
Well, we don't know how mosaic it is in the main story.
You don't have to say that Okinawan story.
I'm a little particular about the truth.
It was said in the early days of the video.
Yes, yes, yes.
That was the truth for the time being.
This is too crazy!
This is crazy!
His bank account didn't stay only in the afternoon.
He had a bank account.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's annoying to have a press conference.
I think it's a pretty good sentence.
Yes, it is.
It's a long time ago.
When I appeared in an Okinawan western movie, I brought my clubbing pants and second hand clothes home and had a press conference at night.
For example, if I had a chance to go out once in my life because I say things like this, I wanted it, so I sold it.
I see.
You sold yourself, didn't you?
If a normal gay person came out like this, it would be over.
This is crazy.
It's not over.
Why are you saying that?
This is crazy.
It's not over for you.
Aren't you too optimistic?
I have a clubbing pants.
What?
Why?
Did you give it to me?
I think I gave it to someone else.
Why does this happen to you?
I don't know what you mean.
You're the only normal gay person in Japan.
Don't make me do it.
I tried it for real.
I see.
As expected, you couldn't do it.
It's not funny if I can do it myself now.
By the way, YouTubers don't have that much talent value.
Why don't we line up all of them?
Oh, you're right.
It doesn't look like a big deal.
But it looks like a lot of stuff lined up.
Oh, that's nice.
Can I make a magazine out of this?
No, it's too funny to make a magazine.
It's a low class.
This is real.
LINE.
Everyone has high quality.
Like this fabric.
Even amateurs can make it.
We're not good at it.
It's not good.
I also wanted to ride it, but now I'm riding it myself.
It's no longer good.
It's okay now.
We don't do anything more than this.
If you do something really bad, please be careful of the camera.
Don't be caught.
Yes.
If you don't do it, please go away.
So...
Bye bye.